Conversations on LavaLife. Oh, boy! Most of them are insane, inane, boring, leading nowhere. Some men use an “interrogation” style. Some have nothing to say.
I have only “published” insane conversations so far. But this one was a good one. It would be even better if we actually met. We did not. But, I enjoyed talking to this man. So, here it goes:
He: nice top
She: the best part is actually my brain
He: that’s what meant 
She: yeah, right!!!!!!!!!!!
He: cross my heart
He: (didn’t mind your outfit though
She: Let me pretend I believe you. I love playing a moron – it is so much fun!
He: your far too witty for that
He: (and sexy)
She: you have no idea!
He: about your wit or your sexuality?
She: I am afraid – both, men routinely run away from me – it is not funny anymore
He: I’ve never been much of a runner – more of a cyclist
He: and I do love to “ride”
He: so why do men run from you
She: Oh?
She: intimidated
He: really – I love a confident woman – very sexy
She: you will be put to test
He: really – how so
He: I’m getting excited already
She: that is only face to face
She: tet a tet
He: sounds like fun – sort of like close personal contact
He: (did I tell you I love to be teased)
She: really? why?
He: it’s fun. Love the sensation of excitement. Love to please. Love to make things last
He: for both me and my partner
Yes, I need a man to explore my passions, desires, fantasies and I want to let go, I want to be myself, I want PASSIONATE LOVE
He: ok – I’m assuming that a confident woman like yourself enjoys the effect you have on a man
She: no, not really, I am still looking for someone equal or someone who can challenge me
He: intellectually, I assume
She: both
He: something tells me we just might get along
She: would be nice
She: tell me more about yourself
He: single, never married, bit of a solitary creature but gregarious at times
He: looking for a friend and a lover
She: how come you have not found one yet?
He: good question. Not sure. Maybe I’m looking for a mistress
He: a confident – a friend and a lover
He: with whom to explore
He: a woman who is confident in herself and her sexuality
She: I am not sure I am the ONE
He: why do you say that – what are you looking for
She: a friend and a lover to go steady for a while
She: tired of looking and not finding the ONE
She: I was married for 16 years
He: I think we may have much in common – what do you enjoy
She: dancing
He: tell me about you
He: I’d love to watch you dance
He: that would be very sexy
She: maybe
He: maybe you would dance for me or maybe it would be sexy
She: it is always sexy
He: I’m starting to think you need a man who would help you unleash yourself, your passions and your fantasies
She: you are close
He: you need a man with whom you could be yourself
She: true
He: and a man with whom you could explore your passions
He: your fantasies
He: and your desires
She: are you trying to seduce me?
He: yes
She: keep going
He: how am I doing?
He: you need a man with whom you feel comfortable enough to be sexually free, with whom you could explore your passions and “let go”
She: what is your sign?
He: Libra
She: ok
He: ok?
She: as long as you are not a Taurus
He: that would be a lot of bull – I’m apparently well balanced – and you
He: what brings you here – what are you looking for
She: I am a Halloween Girl
She: All my significant men were Tauruses – too many to be a mere coincidence
He: and you are no longer looking for a Taurus – what are you looking for
He: do you know
She: The best match (they say should be a Virgo), but I assume that I need a transitional relationship
She: I am too intense – Scorpio – quite unlike normal women
He: I applaud your honesty – I think that is exactly what you are looking for – and nothing wrong with that at all
She: I know – there is one man who is trying to seduce me, but it takes him forever
He: I see. Tell me, would you let m seduce you – make love to you, please you, entice you explore with you
He: let you explore, let you be yourself
He: let you be whoever you want to be
She: but I have to see you first
He: so perhaps you would allow me to buy you a drink
She: Deal
He: that would be very nice -